Monday, October 29, 2007

PRESS RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE PUBLICATION:

Marmaduke and his campaign would like to take this opportunity to strongly condemn FEMA for using its own staffers as "reporters" in order to hold a fake press conference. This is a clear example of misleading the American people and, as President, Marmaduke would never be so deceitful.

On an unrelated note, we would like to thank Ms. Debbi Weiner for her insightful question last week. We encourage others to submit questions for future Marmaduke press conferences, whether you are a close friend or relative of the author or otherwise.

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