Wednesday, May 31, 2006

I Chose This Over A Global Warming Gag

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

We Now Return To Your Regularly Scheduled Programming

Alright everyone, I'm back whether you like it or not. Thanks a lot to Bill whose strips managed to maintain my unparallelled average readership of twelve readers per day (despite being about twice as funny as my strips).
Sorry for all the craziness lately but rest assured I'll be around on a mostly regular schedule for a while...

Sunday, May 28, 2006

[Insert: Scarface Pun Involving a Dog]

Today's comic is big, so you have to click the image to read it. This is the only one I made that I actually laughed out loud at when it was done. Maybe that's just because I'm obsessed with Marmaduke.

Cocaine use is on the rise in the States, friends. First it was the new wave/punk revival, now this... the 80s are back!

This is probably my last post... I actually have no idea when Jon comes back. Weird. In any case it's been a fun guest-blogging-week! Now I'll return to not updating my own blog.

Love, Bill

Friday, May 26, 2006

It's a Run-on Gag

Man, discussing immigration issues was sooo two weeks ago.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Angels and Doggies

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

I Really Hope Marm's Spit Doesn't Land On That Plate

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Mexi-Marm Continued

Uh, oh. Looks like Marm's owners weren't joking.

Spanish to English translation: "Ah, shit. Looks like America is sending everyone back here. Jorge, break out the quadruple bunk beds!"

Monday, May 22, 2006


I was reading this article, which says that illegal immigrants may be sent home, but their U.S. born kids can stay. What about forcing them to apply for a visa instead? And by that I mean a Visa credit card. It's everywhere you want to be.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Marmaduke Will Cure The Avian Flu

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Jack Russell Terrier Abramoff

Hey, MCV readers. I'm guest blogging all this week while Jon is away in Europe or somewhere like that. With any luck, I'll make sure this blog has zero readers by the end of the week. Will I make a 9/11 joke, will I? Huh, huh? I just might*!


*I probably will not.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Just Look At This Guy

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Site News

Readers, I have an announcement to make...
This Saturday, I will be leaving the country for a week on a beautiful exotic cruise in the Mediterranean Sea. I will be gone for nine days as I sip margaritas by the pool, soak in the sun, view the beautiful scenery, and of course hang out with my grandparents (someone has to pay for all this). Considering the scant updating of last week, however, I am unwilling to let this blog go unattended during this time. To use the internet onboard, however, costs $7.95/min. Therefore, I have decided to do what all self-respecting webcomics do and hire a guest writer for the week!
Next week's guest writer will be Bill Benz, whose blog Heads on Sticks and Ventriloquists has been linked from my main page since this blog's inception. In this blog's description, I cite Bill's article about Marmaduke, which I suggest you check out.

Just look at the handsome gent. Bill and I have been following Marmaduke strips together for years. I trust that he will be the best man for the job.
I'll make at least one more post before I sign off and Bill will be sure to introduce himself when he starts up.
Be sure to send feedback to let us know what you think.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Cloud To Be An American

Monday, May 15, 2006


Sunday, May 14, 2006

Double Shot

Alright. That's it. My obnoxiously long Mitch Clem-esque break is over. I made it back home and will continue to update throughout the summer. Be sure to check back on Wednesday for an exciting announcement.

Friday, May 12, 2006


I'm sorry I've been derelict in my posting this week, but as I've mentioned I have had very limited Internet access this week as I've been in a transitory moving phase which will end tomorrow. Stay tuned for several weekend updates and a big announcement to be made next week.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Draft Dogger

I took a trip to the closest library to post today's strip as my computer is sitting in my car waiting to go home from school. Never trust your girlfriend to have a computer with a reliable internet connection...

Friday, May 05, 2006

The Funnies

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Chocolate Lab City

Two updates in under 12 hours. Love me...

If The Taco Bell Chihuahua Went Political...

Sorry it's been awhile, but Anderson really handed me the ideal strip today and I had to match it to today's top story.

Assuming you aren't reading this right at it is posted, today's top news story is this.