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If Marmaduke Went Political...
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
"I Wouldn't Vote For Him If He Were Running For Dog Catcher!"
What kind of dog catcher was trying to catch Marmaduke using a net this small? Isn't that like a butterfly net or something? Come on, let's get realistic. Marmaduke is a fucking Great Dane. Not to mention that in previous Marmaduke comics it has been established that all dog catchers are extremely afraid of Marmaduke because they know he has on at least two occasions in the last few months tricked them into climbing into the back of their own truck, when Marmaduke then drives the truck to the destination of his choosing. So you'd think if they saw Marmaduke walking down the street, possibly ordering a pizza or something, they would call for backup rather than try to catch him with a net that barely fits over his head. With authorities like these, it's no wonder Marmaduke is so easily able to do as he pleases.
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Halloween FeatureI was checking out the new video sharing Facebook feature and someone sent me this new viral video from the internet. This idiot singing "Mambo #5" by Lou Bega. What a putz! I don't know who this guy thinks he is trying to cover the great Bega, but I wouldn't read his political Marmaduke blog even if it was plugged by two newspapers in Florida!!!!!!1
Friday, October 27, 2006
If you've enjoyed the fact that I haven't posted the last few days and thought that perhaps the strip was finally over, I am sorry to report that a friend of mine was visiting this week and now I will be back to normal business hours. Hope that news doesn't ruin anyone's weekend.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Friday, October 20, 2006
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Monday, October 16, 2006
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Blogger's DilemmaEvery now and then, when you write a blog like this one, you come across somewhat of a problem. It's time to check the daily Marmaduke. I wonder to myself what hare-brained schemes Marmaduke will be up to. How the creative processes flow as I carefully examine the latest artwork brilliantly drawn by Anderson. What will I pair it up with today? Something about the '06 election? A dig against an embattled congressman? Or one of the always trustworthy "Marmaduke is somehow also a terrorist" gags? Then comes the problem.
Here's today's Marmauduke:
And then I check the news:
In a post 9/11 world, you never can be too careful. Sometimes you walk the line between appropriate and offensive. But matching up today's news with that Marmaduke panel? Sorry, I'm not going there. Write your own caption today.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Thanks for all the positive feedback lately! For those of you Floridians just joining us, I welcome you whole-heartedly. Oh, and sorry about the whole "your votes were thrown away six years ago by a crazy bitch" thing.
Monday, October 09, 2006
A Glass Half Full
For those of you in the greater Tampa Bay area, be sure to check out the article in the St. Petersburg Times tomorrow!
Friday, October 06, 2006
MCV In The News!Hey readers, be sure to check out this new article about this very blog, which appears in the Tampa Bay Times today. On Tuesday, it will appear as a slightly longer version in the St. Petersburg Times, which has a higher circulation than its Tampa Bay counterpart. Special thanks to Jay Cridlin, the writer who interviewed me for this piece.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Dennis The Menace
Thanks, Mark Foley. The slow demise of your political career and, well, entire life truly is the gift that keeps on giving for Marmaduke-parodying political bloggers all across the Internet!