Thursday, November 30, 2006

The War On Semantics

Monday, November 27, 2006

Your Co-Pay is Three Cents

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Thanksgiving Break

Sorry I haven't posted in a few days. I've been home with the family celebrating this joyous holiday of cranberry sauce and Native American slaughter.

I'll pick back up this week. In the meantime, here's a video made in 2001 when I was just sixteen years old. My friends and I had our own TV show and we made hundreds of short videos. In this clip, "Ho Hunting," I went to the mall in search of a lady friend.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

The Real Caller

Monday, November 20, 2006

Marmaduke's Pentagon Report Primer

Sorry, but you're going to have to click on the FULL COLOR MULTI-PANEL STRIP to read today's post.

The Washington Post:
The Pentagon's closely guarded review of how to improve the situation in Iraq has outlined three basic options: Send in more troops, shrink the force but stay longer, or pull out, according to senior defense officials. Insiders have dubbed the options "Go Big," "Go Long" and "Go Home."

The "fresh eyes" replacing Rumsfeld came up with three terms so simple a dog can understand them. Democrats, your move.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Meat The Press

Friday, November 17, 2006

Drool and Unusual

Oh, and I'm back with the titular dog puns!!!!

Wednesday, November 15, 2006


Tuesday, November 14, 2006

...And Donald Takes The Fall

Snazzy new Palatino font for the captions in honor of the new election season which has somehow already begun.

Friday, November 10, 2006

I Saw The Sign

This time, I changed the text which appears on the image and left the caption the same.
So instead of a joke about salespeople, the strip turns into a commentary on Bush's apparent strides to reach across the aisle over the last few days.
Or maybe it is questioning the intentions of the American Voter. Are they really interested in a new Democratic leadership or were they merely reacting to scandal and corruption?

You know, maybe we should all put aside our partisan differences after this election and join together to answer the real questions facing our nation. Like how does Marmaduke paint signs in English and then attach them to the front door? If we truly want to engage in a War on Terror, isn't it time the President brought the hammer down on Marmaduke's pranks which have wreaked havoc over the entire town of... wait, where does Marmaduke live? I guess we don't really know.
Unknown whereabouts just like al-Qaeda... Oh, you're good, Maramduke. You're good.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Highlight of the Election

Rick Santorum's concession speech.

Flunking the Midterms

The democratic process works! America!! Woooooo!!!! Spring break!

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Marmaduke CAN'T Vote!

Happy Voting!!!


Monday, November 06, 2006

Corruption Interruption

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

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